mento shoe:its gony boot yer baws!

mento dug:its gony bite yer baws aff!

briefto:pure heavy quality boostin tae be done man!

aye min:gies yer aye-pod!

hugggh huh huggh:Look, it's Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

Ehhhh:Make of this what you will!

Ned Sports:Thuv goat aw the best gear min.

Castle Milk:They feed this to babies in certain parts of glasgow.

Giros:Bank of Neds.

Slash:The new Glaswegian southpark character...

Daisy Chain:Boys, this does not make you look hard. And Shuggy, 5 cups of what exactly?

Brothers N Bams:bam war.

Judge Ned:ned versus goth...

Early Chibbin:If neds want the necessary chib skills they need to start early.

cunning plan: I can see this working.

dream on: If dreams came true this is what they would look like... .

Ma Da's Motor: Whit a pure gallus briefto man.

Old ned: A sighting of the rare old ned kitted out in a young neds uniform!

classic: Well everything needs to be brought up to date eventually!

nuggets 1: see below.

nuggets 2: mothers and fathers, scan this picture for your kids and if they appear, beat them.

qwality brief: check oot ma new briefto man!

dictionary: ever struggled with the complex language of the ned?

papel shock: is the new pope originally from coatbridge?

nedbusters: bustin neds all over the world!

superned: is it a bird? is it a plane? no, its a dirty, smelly wee ned in a brightly coloured costume.

Dreamboat: step back ladies, he's taken...

Pope: This candidate didn't win...

Terrorists: This is, well, yeah. Not that funny.

Giro: I like the venom in this one.

Brothers n' Bams: I'd have liked to have seen some special ned army gear...

Gran: It's an amusing statement of the obvious. Though I wonder if the gran's Dutch. Just the spelling...

ASBO: It was a joyous occasion for all.

Anniversary: How romantic...

Burberry condom: This could have been a good idea, but that a ned would ever consider using contraception is laughable.

Chav Lav: Apparently bus stops are not good enough for them now...

Bucky Light: Someone's artistic depiction of a ned walking with a bottle of bucky, but what's it supposed to mean? That bucky's devine? It is to neds I suppose.

Nedopoly: I urged someone to make the ned version of chavopoly and they did. Granted they only changed the name and stuck some bucky in there while uncensoring the word "fucking", but credit where it's due. Looks better than the original.

Crap Pictures: Here are a few examples of the crap pictures I get sent. I've been sent many more and really wish I hadn't ritually deleted them now. If you have a similar picture to this, don't send it.

Chavopoly: This is actually quite clever and well done. I urge someone to make the scotish ned equivalent.

Bush Bling: If Bush had some bling...

Legal Aid:Would be very helpful if it had a number on it.

Great Eastern:You know the place, where they used to shelter the homeless. Word has it that it's re-opened for business.

Waking Ned:I like the attention to detail in this spoof DVD movie cover.

Ned graffiti: What a brilliant idea, documenting ned graffiti! Check out the pics!

Crazy Car: Does anyone know what exactly the deal is with this car? I doubt it...

Ned Troll: A neddy wee troll!

The Morning: From the Makers of the Bamtrix and The Nedfather comes "The Morning After The Mora"...

South Park Ned: The winner of the photoshop competition...

Wee Pish Heid: Wee Pish Heid, just missed out on winning...

Burberry Boy: Too much burberry!...

Dawn of the Ned: Dawn of the Ned...

Nightmare: Neds on Elm Street...

Glesga Ned Kelly: The Glasgow version of the famous aussie outlaw...

Bush Ned: George Bush and burberry...

Spidey: Spider ned...

Ned Blair: If Blair were a ned...

Hawking Ned: Poor Hawking...

Soldier Sign: Even neds are contributing to the war effort.

The Nedfather: The Nedfather!

The bamtrix: This is quite good, The Bamtrix!

Fuckfast: Photoshop is a wonderful thing...

Sonic: Sonic the nedgehog...

Glasgow Style: This had to be done...excellent. From Alan @ NB4.com.

Barry Potter: Wee mad Barry Potter's gonnae get ye...

MindoftheNed: A physiologically accurate portrayal of the mind of a ned. Donated by Mikey Dragonspark Master.

Solar System: A view of the night sky from Maryhill! From Mikey Dragonspark Master.

Burbned: I wasnt quite sure if this should go here or in the gallery of neds but I've decided that it's so special that it must go here. Best Picture Ever.

Orthodox Ned: More slightly intimidating art work here!

Blazin' Spides: Spides, that word is almost as good as ned. Check out these 'Blazin Spides'.

TeenageMutant: Another great idea courtesy of marcus n stovie @ www.scotchpiedesign.com

Nedspotting: This is quite simply fantastic. It was made by someone at strathycruise.com apparently.

Neddiscount: This is a picture of a store in Adelaide, South Australia, I think. Will they ever open a branch in Glasgow? Probably not.

Ned for Speed: This is great. Another thing that needs to be done by someone with the time and inclination!

Bike Ned: The ned in this picture does deserve some credit I must admit.

Nedreg: Does a ned actually own this car? Or is there some poor innocent normal person forced to drive around with this?

Ned-Hybrid: Ned based art. Quite scary looking ned based art.

Neds Candy: Why haven't these ever been made?

Ned Toy: If this was in woolworths, I'd buy it!

Weegie Theft Auto: This was donated by Mike and is very good. "Weegie Theft Auto, ned city". Will someone with the time and skills please make this!

Weegie Airways: This is an amusing picture.

Ned Evolution: a very good portrayal of ned evolution.

Burberry Car: This is the legendary Burberry car.