Racist Neds Recording from the top deck of a Glasgow bus, capturing the racist rants of a senga. Tranlastion attempted.

Little Bampot: Reasonable good song about a little bampot...performed by fake neds...

Sports Socks and Sovvys: Actually a fairly well done song with great lyrics!

Steak Pie song: Rediculous...but quality.

Coldplay: A weegie interpretation of a coldplay song...

Prank Calls: A selection of the prank calls you can hear on subcity radio.

Neddy MC: this is actually quite professional and its even quite entertaining!

Ned Rapping: this is rediculous, really really rediculous. But funny too...

Windup: its easy to windup a rangers fan...

Numpty: listen to this total bawsac and his crap team song...

Ned Theme Song: listen to the song about neds!

A song about neds by 'The Truth Rockets'.

Wee Cheeky Lessons: A wee cheeky ned teaching microsoft sam how to speak.

The Big Oggy Remix: Crap ned music mixed in with The infamous Big Oggy! Qwality. Man. Ahem.

Bohemian Rhapsody: This is a parody of the Bohemian Rhapsody by Stu and Sphinx. It's "weejie" good. Unlike that pun.

DJ Fuckin' Jamesy: It's funny, but will become annoying unless you like this type of ned music.

No Chavs: Chavkillers vs TLC remix from the Chavkillers...

Celtic in Europe:A musical parody of Celtic's european campaigns.

Dedicated Follower of Rangers: A musical portrait of the typical Rangers fan.

The Buckfast Song:Originally created by Kieran Butler as a request by a listener on Beat 106. Quite catchy. Check out his site for more background on it.

The Brick Shop: It's the guy on the street who sells bricks, what else can I say?

Glasgow Vs Edinburgh: Some pirate DJ stupidly put his phonenumber on his website (you may know the DJ, "mad wae it FM") and these guys from Edinburgh decided to call him up for a laugh.The clip involves two seperate parts. You'll learn what's going on.

MC Ned: Is this what you get when a ned does an impression of a ned?

Big Oggy: This wav from Andrea involves a "typical mother ned". Apparently this woman phoned a number and left threatening voice messages, only to discover she had in fact called the wrong number. The wav contains all three calls in order.

Norman Says: Your head will be bobbing up and down before you know it. Just don't forget to place a protruding knife under it before it does. Thanks to the guys at weehowff.com once again.

What is a Chav: Excellent and heavily influenced by this site I may add...

Areuaracist: Another 'qwality' piece of mixing from the people at www.weehowff.com.

Mucker Prank Calls: The famous mucker.co.uk prank calls. They're worthy of a place here, especially the scrapyard one about the bonet!

Mucker Prank Calls- Alternative Source: Same as above, but there's a couple of extra ones in there that are not included in the WeeHowff link.

Burberry: This link was sent to me by someone from creationsinc.com. It's very well done!

Snowball Christmas: A fantastic mp3 created by HAVOCSRETURN@aol.com using the sounds from the toys section and from the people at chunkideas.com. Excellent!

Ned Translations2: More ned translations for you, donated by Richard.

Ned rap: This was sent to me by jabbaman101@hotmail.com. It is a dance song with audio clips from the toys on this website mixed in. I am truly honoured.

Ned Translations: This was sent by hibernian_1875@hotmail.com. It is a guide to the language of the ned.

Plumber Ned: The legendary plumber MP3. This has been doing to rounds for years and years. Amusing.