This picture is quite unique. Neds don't normally stick their finger up at the camera in solo photos, preferring to reserve their obscene gestures for group shots.
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This picture is quite unique. Neds don't normally
stick their finger up at the camera in solo photos, preferring to reserve their obscene gestures for group shots.
Right. This isn't looking good. The photo has been taken at a rap angle so the chances are there's a posse behind him, and that would
explain his finger...
Where are all these finger pose photos coming from anyway? My anthropological observations were wrong. Neds simply love to stick
their finger up to the camera in solo shots, as there's definitely no posse behind this human hedgehog, just the odd pink bottle
of perfume and various other feminine toiletries by the look of things.
Just rub it in a little, why don't you. Now where did I put my finger snapping device?
Okay, so the guy's posing with a knife. Fair enough. Chib a few folk, sever a few arteries, you know the stuff. But what in God's name
is he doing holding a shadow? And how is that possible? And if he works out how to attack someone with a shadow, given it's shape, what
exactly will he do to his victim?
Aside form the dead body in this photo that looks like it's been choked to death with the elastic waistband of someone's trackies, the most
interesting thing here is the fact that the girl second from left and the guy with his head lowered have become confused and got their
positions the wrong way round. It appears that the bottle with the orange top has replaced the usual appendage so it may be some time before they realise their error.
At first I thought the guy at the back was just sleeping. It was little clues like the blood hand print on the wall that led me to believe that,
like the bunch above, these guys get kicks from posing with a dead body. It's probably the janitor or something. Any school missing a janitor?
I thought the local cornershop was an odd place to take a group photo, and was surprised that the owner would allow it. However, a bit of undercover
research revealed that Ali (inset) actually has a service where he or an assistant take pictures of all the local gangs from behind the counter for a quid. So neds,
if you want your photos taken, you know where to head.
Impressive as this picture is with its huge head-count and neat backdrop and foreground, I was more impressed by the fact someone took the time to meticulously
place black rectangles over every single member's eyes. Nope, they didn't miss a single eye (I've checked). At one point in the photo, a rectangle is actually split in two by someone's hand.
Now that's attention to detail.
Is this a piss-take or did these guys actually create this? I suppose this picture is typical of the average ned website (whether the webmaster is male or female). YCR or YMCA?
This is definitely a piss-take. Isn't it the tackiest thing you've ever seen?
Rather cool posed photo. I didn't create this. The guy who sent it in did. In my version, the neds aren't quite as far away from the explosion. Well, parts of them are.