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This picture was taken at a summer school for neds where they are trained the basics of street begging. They are all equipped with the standard issue polystyrene cup and some standard lines such as 'here mate, any chance ay 30/40/50p (depending on the percieved status of the current client) for a cupa tea?'
do it, do it, do it...
I really want to know where they found that gun and I also want to know if they think people will be scared of them by posing in a picture with it? Imagine these three common neds standing at the local bus shelter holding that thing. Yes, I'd laugh too.
This picutre was most likely taken at a youth camp designed to create angelic model citizens out of neds with 'learning difficulties'. All this camp appears to have done is introduce the goon in the center to big sticks, something that he wouldn't have been exposed to back in the ghetto.
When you first see this picture you may well think that wee muzzy on the left is posing for the camera by sticking his tongue out but in fact he is not. He suffers from a rare condition which affects some of the ned population. His face is actually always like this as his tongue is too large to fit in his mouth. It is a terrible affliction and we shouldn't laugh at him.
This may look like a normal smiling ned but it is infact a ned stripogram. These are becoming very popular in some parts of glasgow and can be hired for 6 cans of tennents and a half bottle of buckfast.
This is a very rare picture of the mythological gay ned in action. I was actually sent a number of pictures and an adult video from these boys but this was the only thing I could show. The rest of the pictures were too obscene to be shown on a nice respectable website such as this. Lets just say the catcher was on the left.
This phootgraph was taken at a local alcohol treatment center where it is custom to give these young adicts lots of bread in order to soak up all the buckfast, cider and alcopops consumed the previous evening. The center is run by neds for neds...