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This was the winner of the Mr Ned-Universe 2005 competition. The judges decided that he fit all the criteria to win such a prestigious and hard fought competition...literally. This ned had to pan 6 different shop windows and batter 14 small children in order to impress the judges. He lost part of his eyebrows in the 'mental' category of the competition when he held two lit matches at his eyes and took a sip of buckfast.
These two common neds are actually professional house breakers. They are no ordinary house breakers though as they like to take pictures of themselves and keep a nice little clip book of their house breaking antics...we were lucky enough to get an extract from this book! This picture was taken a minute before they threw the brick through the door and legged it with a bundle of bonkers cds.
Here we have 4 common neds equipped with some ned juice that they found whilst out for a walk in the woods. They decided to take a celebratory picture with their winnings but a second after the picture was taken the ned at the top left (probably named jambo, jj or kappa by his parents) found to his surprise that his bottle was actually full of pish.
This may actually be the first picture of this type of ned. This is a rare sighting of the infamous ultra-goon. The goon of goons. This ned is actually three years old so is still growing but full size ultra-goon is a rare sight and unfortunately we don't have a picture. But I've heard your average fully grown ultra-goon can tan 3 bottles of buckfast in 2 minutes.
The names on this picture were actually added by the neds themselves. 'Anton E II' is actually a far removed member of the ned royal family (we know this since he is wearing the royal colours of the ned monarchy...the blue bergaus) and should actually be referred to as 'your Right Royal Mucker Prince Anton Eccie II'. The ned on the left is known as 'shuggy 5 cups' since this is the number of cups of sunny delight he can drink before he pisses himself.
After the rare picture of the gay neds on the previous page there was a lot of requests to show more of the movie which the gay neds sent to me. I still say that it is NOT viewable even on the internet due to the illicit use of kappa but here is one more still from the movie.
This neds favorite movie is willy wonka and the chocolate factory. In fact, I think most neds must love that movie.
The two neds in this picture have never worked a day in their lives since they have found that if they do absolutely nothing, the government will pay for them to stay alive. These two neds have now put two and two together and decided to lay on the ground from now on. They belive that if they lie there long enough eventually the goverment will do the walking for them.