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As we all know, the peak of a neds cap indicate to us exactly how nedified that person is. The higher and longer the peak, the more neddish. So we have hear a very good example of a pure ned. New research in the area has recently indicated that when neds are sticking finger up at the camera, it's not actually just an insult. The number of fingers secretly indicates how many beers they need to get drunk. It's rare to see more than two fingers raised.
Could this be the first real pictures of a 'team inition ceremony'. There have been plenty of roumours about these things before and finally we have some evidence. Soon after this picture the new recruit was expected to eat a team leaders grogger.
We see again, "2 cans". This ned on the right is actually just finishing his second can and will soon end up like the "1 canner" on the left.
Wee wheel chair boaby has been lifed out of his chair as a special treat for the week. Usually he doesn't leave his heavily modded briefto chair but occasionally, wee special boaby likes to feel close to his friends. Wee Malky on the left really likes Boaby a lot and likes to 'touch' him in special places sometimes when he's out of his chair...
Here we have some definitive evidence that there is actually nothing in the neds buckfast bottles. These are all for show and team image. People have worked for years to enhance this photograph in order expose this fraud. And everyone knows that ginger people couldn't drink a full bottle to themselves...
A truly horrific image of the mystical ned monster who runs around the streets at night from bus shelter to bus shelter screaming in a nasal voice at other neds waiting for the bus. This monster is rumoured to be the ghost of a ned whose life was taken after eating a dodgy sausage supper at a bus shelter.
Yet another empty buckfast bottle...the ned on the right is exposing himself as a fraud because of his one raised finger. We now know that he can only handle one can of beer so it doesn't even make sense if he's drinking a bottle of buckfast. But luckily we now know the truth.
I'm very, very scared of this picture...