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I'm not sure whether these neds are about to rob a bank or are experimenting with female Islamic dress, though the
screen at the bottom right of the pic would suggest the latter. But if they start trying to launder 30 million in used notes, I'll let the police know...
This pic confused me when I first saw it, as I noticed a pair of feet sticking in from the bottom left. I thought for a time that they were ice-skates,
but then I discovered it was "Dark Spike" (inset), a dwarf goth who, whenever spotting neds, charges at them and does a drop-kick. These neds were on the floor about three seconds after this photo was taken.
Neds, if you ever spot him, run.
Neds hanging in one of their favourite spots, the "swingy". Is it just me or do every one of these neds seem to have gold caps on their teeth that reflects the light?
Incidentally, all were found beaten and unconscious shortly after this pic was taken.
When I received this pic, I knew this guy wasn't a real ned. How could I tell? He forgot to remove Milton's Guide to Ned Pretence Volume 3 from his lap and out of shot.
It was a dead giveaway - everyone knows neds can't read.
I created a Squad-ometer device for measuring just how good a squad pic is. This troop gets a lot of points for their poses which are important to squad pics. There are many fingers which I like, and
showing off drink is always a must. What this photo lacked, however, were sengas, and the neds weren't varied enough.
This one is better. There are a good variety of neds young and old, a small amount of sengas, and the booze is on display. Some good poses too. Check out the zombie leader at the front.
This is an excellent squad photo. There are a large variety of neds, much drink and sengas on display, a very large head-count including a blue tracksuited giant at the back, but what clinches it
is the weapons. Spot the nunchucks and golfclub (just barely visible). Pure quality.
Okay, maybe these neds didn't deserve the squado-meter treatment, but I just wanted to show an example of a bad squad photo. The only thing that it has going for it
is the guy at the back sitting on the middle guy's back. Nice pose.
This photo creeps me out for some reason. It might be that the tall guy looks like Lurch and the guy on his left looks like Uncle Fester. But I think what it actually is, is that the wee guy in the blue tracksuit
looks like a ventriloquist's dummy and the guy in the red jacket looks like he's controlling him with his left arm. The guy in the blue tracksuit looks too small and his legs look floppy.
I kid you not, this ned was actually in his room when I received this pic. Wrapped up like that, he doesn't look a bit out of place in his new arctic setting.
I may be completely wrong, but I'm going to take a stab and guess that these neds aren't starting a plumbing apprenticeship. Look at the determination on drain-pipes face. Him and wee tube behind him look like they're going to give someone a right doing.
Where's Dark Spike when you need him?