Van Gogh was often fascinated by his visits to Glasgow

You'll need to have a flash player installed to be able to play any of these. The latest player can be downloaded at Macromedia.com.

pure nedagotchi
This is your very own virtual pet who only really wants fags, bucky and rave music. If you don't give them to him he'll probably fuck off back to his maws bit.

ah luv u, u luv me, we're a happy famileee, way a fag and a boze and a little public grope, we can go and rob a shoap......eh, yes.
Sometimes Sengas just don't have enough time to teach their kids how to speak as they are usually in a queue at the DSS so this should help the kids learn with a big purple nedosaur.

WHATEVER DOLL
An eventful day in the life of a ned on the town. WHATEVER.

YAAASSSS
A nice little movie showing a cocky ned on his bike.

WHIT YAY LOOKIN IT?
A little adventure game designed to allow any unsuspecting visitors to avoid being chibbed by a burbonic moron.

Look out! It's Captain Ned-Hammer!?
This silent movie is set in 20s Glasgow and stars Captain Ned-Hammer, a superhero dedicated to cleaning up neds. Right click and save as.
You'll need quicktime to view it. And also, as a result of it being compressed, you'll need to download the 3ivx codec.

ned hanged
A movie of a ned being strung up by vigilantes. Same format as the movie above so you'll need the same stuff (quicktime and 3ivx codec). Remember, this is just a joke cartoon (albeit in bad taste), and Glasgow Survival does NOT condone the actions performed in it. Right click and save as.

Goths like to rock
A bunch of neds loitering at a bus stop decide to confront a goth. Violent content, so be warned. Oh, and we certainly don't condone anything depicted in this clip. Right click and save as.