This section of the website is designed to introduce you to the growing phenomenon which is the 'wanabe ned'. These are normal people whose attempts to dress up as real neds fail for a number of reasons which I hope to describe here.


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Ok, so in this first picture there are a number of problems. The first problem is the age of the neds. They are simply too old to be real neds. Of course it is possible to be that age and be a ned but a ned of that age wouldn't wear the clothing of a 15 year old ned. The second problem is the smile of the ned on the right. It is extremely rare to see a real ned actually smile in a photograph as this would make him more of a 'poof' than the other neds. The third problem is that the ned on the left is wearing a scarf, a) indoors and b) tied like a girl. Neds do wear scarfs, of course, and especially burbery scarfs but they do NOT wear them indoors as this is considered to be 'poof' behaviour. And if they wear the scarf outdoors it will be wrapped round the botton half of their face just below the eyes as this is preceived to be 'well hard' and a bit more 'mento'. Overall for these neds 3/10.

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